I like to indulge in a high sodium diet on a rare occasion at the local Chinese buffet.
Where else can you hear a rendition of Whitney's I Will Always Love You played on a xylophone?
Maybe it was hand bells or triangles, regardless, I felt total tranquility as I raised my risk for high blood pressure related diseases and dysfunctions.
Story Eleven - Rated R for language and sexuality
Circa Late 1990's
Jimi: "Wheredya go last night? Did you go get laid or something?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she was a dead f--k?"
Jimi: "What's that mean? Explain it to me. Was she just not enthusiastic, shy, or..."
Friend: "Yeah, she just wasn't into it..."
Jimi: "Knowing that, if you could turn back time, would you have chosen to stay in and watch movies or surf the internet?"
Friend: "I think I would have rather stayed in and surfed porn."
Passion without Action is Misrepresentation,
Oct 7, 2008